Critical update: #153

Location: undisclosed.

It’s a hot morning.

I have just mowed the lawn.

Now I am vacuuming the house in my underpants. There may be singing. There may be dancing. This is totally normal behaviour for retired people.

That’s it. That’s the post.

PS I did not mow the lawn in my underpants. That would be just crass.

Ian Miller

3 thoughts on “Critical update: #153

  1. Bit disappointed Ian. Was expecting crotch less frilly knickers, a penis sheath or a 3 ply mask. As a male RN you have standards to keep.
    I assume you meant ‘grass’ or ‘gross’ rather than crass?
    Have a good trip. 🙂

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  2. My cousin felt it was only right to share with all of his other cousins the news that our uncle often vacuumed in the nude. My uncle is 81. A vision I could have lived without 😳

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