Yes, here in Austalia, we have ALL the mostest poisonous of animals & creepy crawlies. You can read more about them here.

But personally, I am just bloody thankful our daddy long legs don’t look like the American ones (main photo)!

It’s basically an alien brain on legs. With giant alien chompers. Ye gods, we must keep the borders closed!

Bugger that. I think I will just stay right here in Oz…where my body is in danger but my nightmares are safe.