Recipe: Vegan Testicles.

Recipe: Vegan Testicles.

This is a dead simple recipe that I make all the time.
You can find a ton of fancy schmancy recipes for these Chocolate Date balls online.

But I just call them: Vegan Testicles.
Now you will never un-see that…you are welcome.

Ingredients:

  1. 1 cup of walnuts
  2. 1 cup of dates
  3. 2 tablespoons of quality cocoa powder (quantify to taste)
  4. 1 teaspoon coconut oil (optional)
  5. Some diced coconut to roll the balls in (optional)

Instructions:

Combine ingredients in food processor.
Whizz until thick dry paste consistency.
Roll into balls. Testicle size.
Refrigerate.

Or if that’s too complicated, just watch this short video.
They taste better than they look. Trust me.

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