Flipping heck. Look at the size of this boy! A big unit. A bear-dog. His tongue is a frisbee. His paws are elephantine.

Luckily, his owner was super friendly, and his partner told me people had been photographing them all day.
Nevertheless, they were happy for a pic and struck a pose for me. I can’t remember the bear-dog’s name… Cassius? Mammoth? Vesuvius? Brutus?… nope, none of those. But something like that.

Im pretty sure he was a very friendly dog. But through my viewfinder his eyes were two glowing coals that spoke to me: your testicles are my chew-toy.

The owner had a T-shirt with ‘Animal Life’ printed over the pocket…and all I could think of the whole time was the ginormous size of bags they would need to pick up his poop.